What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

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Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

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How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

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What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!