What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Britche Jokes More Britche Jokes

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?