What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

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Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

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Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

Britche Jokes More Britche Jokes

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?