How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

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What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.