How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

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How do trees use the Internet?

They log on

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

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What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

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Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*