You use tulips.
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
She uses all-porpoise cleaner!
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
The rest of her is cold too.
When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Tulips.
Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)
Because they are very scentimental.
