What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

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What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

Sore Tooth Jokes More Sore Tooth Jokes

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.