Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

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Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Spark Jokes More Spark Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute