Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

What do we want...?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Spark Jokes More Spark Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark