Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Spark Jokes More Spark Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro