Spark Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

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Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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A Conquistador!

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a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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