Spark Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Twitch Jokes More Twitch Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Electro Jokes More Electro Jokes

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Cute Jokes More Cute Jokes

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned