Spark Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

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Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

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You want flies with that?

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They call in a S.W.A.T. team