Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

Orchard Jokes More Orchard Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Ch Jokes More Ch Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)