Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving

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Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

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Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.