How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"