How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

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Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

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What are a Corporation's Favourite Letters?

Capital I's

What's the capital of Honduras?

HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-