What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple..?

Cancer.

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Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair