What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

Why can't the armless girl comb?

Because she already had cancer.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.