Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

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What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

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Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!