Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do women and computers have in common?

What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

How does cheese get more mature?

Fromage

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !