Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

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Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.