Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?

Who said talk is cheap "

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ?

Bologna & cheese !

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !