Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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What do you call a dentist in the army ?

A drill sergeant !

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates