Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What do you call an army of lesbians?

Militia Etheridge

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant