Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC?

Cuz he be Ilyn.

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Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

What do you call a dentist in the army ?

A drill sergeant !