Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

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What is an army of blue babies on horseback called?

A navy infantry cavalry

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

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Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.