Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree