How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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How can you tell if someone is Italian?

They'll tell you.

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

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Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

Deaf Person Jokes More Deaf Person Jokes

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!