Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

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Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing"