Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

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Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

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What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?

A: A milk sheik!

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing"