Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

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How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.