How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

Opponent Jokes More Opponent Jokes

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.