How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

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Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

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How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.