5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
When Eight ate eight
He got a taste of religion.
Checkmate!
A Sandy Hook Survivor
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.
He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"
He was feeling a little crummy.
