5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.
A: Down in the mouth!
Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !
with an en croissant
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
Nothing.
Ask your dad.
It chips.
