What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

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How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

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Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.