What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?

The cookie!