Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
I don't know...
Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.
He drove people bananas!
A smoke aLaama.
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
Lightbulb.
He went back 4 seconds.
Tom ate those.
When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.
Because they never have any sandwiches.
5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
