Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.