Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).
The shiitalkie mushroom.
No woman wears the same attire every year.
Groanhenge
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell
With his EyePhone