Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

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What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

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What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

Why don't dogs make good dancers ?

Because they have two left feet !