Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Leave Foot Jokes More Leave Foot Jokes

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege