What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

Thin Ice Jokes More Thin Ice Jokes

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)