What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka

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What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

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How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.