What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.