What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

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What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

Which is an Islamic trait?

A.heading B.heading C.heading

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.