What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

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What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets