What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.