What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!