What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

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What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

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What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.