What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

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Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

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How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

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Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!