Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.