Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.