What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

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How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria

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What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

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What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.