What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

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What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

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What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

What was Anne Frank's middle name?

Ashley

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

What do you call a Star wars fan in an attic?

Annakin Frank