Attic Jokes

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

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What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

What do you call a Star wars fan in an attic?

Annakin Frank

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.