Anne Frank Jokes

What was Anne Frank's middle name?

Ashley

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Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

What's the most useless thing ever?

Anne Frank's drum kit.

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

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