What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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What is Long, has two balls and you lift it ?

A dumbell

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.