What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

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A Woky Talky

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May I have Eurasian plate?

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Coloured eggrolls!

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!