What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

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When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

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What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.