What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

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How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!