Chinese Restaurant Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

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What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate?

888 MSG

When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

Msg Jokes More Msg Jokes

What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate?

888 MSG

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

Dim Jokes More Dim Jokes

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.