What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

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What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

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What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate?

888 MSG

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.