What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

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What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

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Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

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What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate?

888 MSG

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.