What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

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What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

What do you call a factory that produces quality goods?

A satisfactory