How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

How do you get a kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.