How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?

Sarah kept silent.

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why are cpws made for dancing?

They're all born hoofers!

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING