How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.