Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.