Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

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What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds