Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

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How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.