Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

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Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.