Empire State Building Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why was Macaulay Culkin an easy target for Michael Jackson?

Because he was home alone.

What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...