What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

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Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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Haram bea

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What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change"

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives