What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

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What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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What do Michael Jackson and Mervyn's have in common?

They're both dead.

Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

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Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

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What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives