What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

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Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?

They have engineers

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'