What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

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What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas