Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders