Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes ?

Fish !

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips