Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

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What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable