What do you call a fish with no eyes ?

Fish !

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

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What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!