What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

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Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

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What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

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What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.