What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

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Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

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How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!