What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

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Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

What's worse than a fish in the SS?

in. Man, I did that coming.

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How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.