What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

Where did bob go during the explosion?

everywhere.......

What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.