What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Where did bob go during the explosion?

everywhere.......