What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

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What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob