What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

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Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.