What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

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What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

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Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.