Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.